Alanna had a fortune cookie tonight with dinner. It read: "You will soon be singled out for a promotion. Congrats!"
Daddy and I immediately remarked, "I wonder what kind of promotion you'll get."
Alanna replied with a little disdain in her voice, "A Better JOB!"
Hmm..this begs the question, what job could possibly be better than being a five year old?
So we asked, "What job do you have now that you'd like a promotion from?"
She replied, "Weeding!"
I think I'd like a promotion from that as well.